
Photo Caption Contest
Do you have a funny idea for a caption for this photo from the ߲ݴý Archives?
Enter by submitting a comment below or emailing your caption to urimag@uri.edu. Submit entries by September 15, 2021.
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Caption This

Do you have a funny idea for a caption for this photo from the ߲ݴý Archives?
Enter by submitting a comment below or emailing your caption to urimag@uri.edu. Submit entries by September 15, 2021.
“Woob Woob Woob” Moe, Curly and Larry on their best barber behavior.
Easy, easy, easy, those things are sharp and by the way where is my manicurist.
The Barber College didn’t last long at ߲ݴý
Just a little off the top – PLEASE!!!
3 stooges cutting president of ߲ݴý’s hair
“I shoulda known better than have my hair cut by Curly and his pals Moe and Larry, nyurk nyurk nyurk.”
All hands on deck!
Preening the eagle
Get me to the church on time
Ah, it is so great being a celebrity TV news anchorman! You’re on in 5!