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1.”This is the fore, not the front of the boat”. “Damn it, I’m not going to tell you again”! Every sailing instructor’s frustration at the start of each semester…
2.”Don’t sit here son, you ever see JAWS??
Honestly, Son, you’ll never get girls to sail with you if you name your new boat the “Orca Bait.”
鈥淵ou鈥檙e gonna need a bigger boat鈥�
Holy Schnikes Dad, Those Dexatrim tablets really do work! 鈥 told you so, Tommy Boy!
Son, where are you going to get a job with a major in skiff sailing?
Hey, Kid, I’m you from the future and I’m still single. Get a BIGGER boat and, who knows, things might change for us!
鈥淩emember, there’s no maritime dress code.鈥�
It’s really quite easy, one hand on the tiller and the other holding the main sheet. Oh, and keep the pointy end going forward.
“Thank you for helping me keep my grades above ‘C’ level, Professor!”
Submitted by Henry Fiore Jr ’80
鈥淥ne of us is dressed wrong鈥�
8/4/25. 2:13pm
S. J. Caminis
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